Who Are the Britons?

1 Sep 2014

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

1 Sep 2014

spoken-not-written:

I LAUGH SO UFKCING HJARD EVEYR TIME IS EE THIS

(Source: deanpendragon)

1 Sep 2014

Best of Autocorrect

damonssalvatoree:

lordofthedawn:

rocknrollercoaster:

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I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.

"Killing her seems a bit harsh"

1 Sep 2014

collegehumor:

Looking for a job is a full-time job.

Finish reading —> An Honest Guide to Finding a Job

1 Sep 2014

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

1 Sep 2014

colorfulhowell:

There are two types of people

1 Sep 2014

We all change. When you think about it, we’re all different people all through our lives, and that’s okay, that’s good, you gotta keep moving, so long as you remember all the people that you used to be.

(Source: petercapaldy)

1 Sep 2014

F.R.I.E.N.D.S Reunion on Jimmy Kimmel [x]

(Source: princesconsuela)

31 Aug 2014

ladyazgardia:

vulcsmash:

george takei is a gift to humanity

he’s my hero

31 Aug 2014

allteensrelate:

"i am so done with this year" i say on the first day of class

31 Aug 2014

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

31 Aug 2014

actionables:

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

(Source: actionables)

31 Aug 2014

daisykettering:

One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.

(Source: theicelandicmountaindaisy)

31 Aug 2014

(Source: hotsenator)

31 Aug 2014

africandad:

the middle of a donut has 0 calories so i guess u can say i eat pretty healthy